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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

]]> feeds@yuku.com (PegeeSue) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/134 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:23:50 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/116/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-116
Dear Lord,

I pray for WISDOM to understand my man;
LOVE to forgive him;
And PATIENCE for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for STRENGTH,
I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

]]> feeds@yuku.com (PegeeSue) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/116 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:17:38 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/133/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-133 feeds@yuku.com (ahtram88) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/133 Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:50:38 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/115/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-115 feeds@yuku.com (FREEGM) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/115 Fri, 11 Nov 2005 00:32:06 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/114/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-114

> Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
> > over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
> >
> > She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
> >
> > Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
> > out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
>... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Clrmegon) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/114 Tue, 23 Mar 2004 07:45:56 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/113/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-113
Thanks for your Cool jokes !!

HAVE A NICE DAY.
FREEGM ]]> feeds@yuku.com (FREEGM) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/113 Sat, 21 Feb 2004 23:36:40 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/112/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-112 AND A "G" SPOT....

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Your account are credited.
Did you get the $30 ?

Have a nice day.
FREEGM ]]> feeds@yuku.com (FREEGM) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/109 Tue, 10 Feb 2004 20:33:42 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/108/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-108 An Interpreter!

If a blonde and brunette jump off a building at the same time,
who will land first?..
The brunette. The blonde has to stop for directions!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
For eating all the W's!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!

How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear!!
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dreamva) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/108 Mon, 02 Feb 2004 19:47:08 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/107/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-107 feeds@yuku.com (dreamva) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/107 Mon, 02 Feb 2004 15:49:02 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/106/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-106

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

2. I have plenty of talent and vision.
I just don't care.

3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word.

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.

5. Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited again.

6. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

7. I'm... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dreamva) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/106 Sun, 01 Feb 2004 10:26:02 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/132/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-132 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dreamva) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/132 Fri, 30 Jan 2004 17:22:39 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/131/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-131 feeds@yuku.com (tyhopper) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/131 Thu, 29 Jan 2004 07:32:07 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/130/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-130 feeds@yuku.com (tyhopper) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/130 Thu, 29 Jan 2004 07:26:22 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/126/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-126 feeds@yuku.com (tyhopper) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/126 Thu, 29 Jan 2004 07:21:33 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/129/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-129 feeds@yuku.com (tyhopper) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/129 Thu, 29 Jan 2004 07:17:56 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/105/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-105
More jokes coming. Have a good day! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (dreamva) http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/sreply/105 Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:49:40 GMT http://freegamblingmoney.yuku.com/reply/104/t/Tell-us-a-Joke-Win-200-Contest-end.html#reply-104
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